Briefly, when I was a kid, I wrote poetry. I loved writing. I hated choosing titles for poems, though. When I became a photographer, I simply called everything by the numeric system I had developed for filing my negatives.
I worry about naming things. A lot. I know names matter, so I worry about picking a good one.
Fortunately, I have clever friends. I described the above hat, which is made in 12 sets of 12 rows, to one and she said, "Well, that's a gross."
There you have it.
The So Easy It's Gross Hat.
No one else has used it on Ravelry, either.
(Yes, I always check.)